the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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