ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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