I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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