we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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