I wannas sexs uuuuu
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I want her autograph on my taint
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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