real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize