plz talk dirty to me
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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