my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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