i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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