Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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