I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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