why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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