i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
wanna go halves on a baby?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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