Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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