If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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