Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I intend to get homeless drunk
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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