I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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