no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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