He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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