i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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