If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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