Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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