I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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