Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
last night I used snow as a chaser
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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