I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
what if I'm pregnant?
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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