I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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