Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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