I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
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