I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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