Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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