What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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