its not stalking. its research.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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