hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
He kissed a someone with a penis
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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