Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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