I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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