Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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