Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
We have started to decorate penises.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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