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There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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