she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
