I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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