Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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