you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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