do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Pants are for mortals
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize