But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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