We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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