I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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