Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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