So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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