So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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