i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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