Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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