It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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