It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she pinky promised me she was 18
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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