I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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