Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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